Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends and Family – Best Birthday Wishes
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
One of the most special events in our lives is our birthday, and to have someone send us a special birthday message simply brightens up our day. Sending a loved one a birthday message that’s funny will have them chuckling all week, so why not be the reason for their laughter and send them one of these comical funny Birthday wishes .
- Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
- Another year older, none the wiser.
- Another year, another new place that aches.
- I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
- At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
- Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
- Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
- Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
- To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.
- Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
- Money’s tight,Times are hard, Here’s you friggin birthday card
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
- Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
- You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
- So many candles… so little cake.
- Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
- We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
- Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
- You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
- Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
- Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
- My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
- My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
- No wise man ever wished to be younger.
- Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
- On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
- One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
- People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
- Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
- Recently I found out in which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
- Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old you would!
- Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
Birthday is a special day, transmit to your best wishes Happy Birthday Greetings for Friends, Family and Every one
